How we want to put it: We promise to do all that we can to deliver a quality product but if you turn out to be allergic to hemp or something weird goes wrong then we're real sorry but that's not our fault.
How we MUST put it to keep all those lawyers in Armani suits happy:
While every effort is made to produce safe, useful products, if, in the unlikely circumstance that something untoward happens, as a result of the use (or misuse) of any of our products or services, we, the owners and operators of www.the-hilt.com will not be held responsible in any way.
Terms & Conditions: www.the-hilt.com provides its services subject to the following terms, conditions, and provisions ("Terms & Conditions"). By accessing, viewing, or using this site, you indicate that you understand these Terms & Conditions and accept them as the legal equivalent of a signed, written contract, binding you to these Terms & Conditions. www.the-hilt.com reserves the right to change these Terms & Conditions at any time for any reason, and your continued use of this site following any modifications will be considered acceptance of such modifications.
1. Copyright. Unless otherwise indicated, all content on this site, including text, graphics, images, and logos, is the property of www.the-hilt.com or its content suppliers and is protected by United States and international copyright laws and regulations. In addition, www.the-hilt.com owns a copyright on this site as a collective work or compilation, and in the selection, coordination, enhancement, and arrangement of the site’s content. Except as expressly provided herein, www.the-hilt.com does not grant any expressed or implied right to you.
2. Trademarks. The Hilt, www.the-hilt.com and other names, graphics, logos, and icons identifying www.the-hilt.com or its products or services are the proprietary marks of www.the-hilt.com. These trademarks may not be used in connection with any product or service that is not www.the-hilt.com’s, in any manner that is likely to cause confusion among customers, or in any manner that disparages or discredits www.the-hilt.com. All other trademarks not owned by www.the-hilt.com that appear on this site are the property of their respective owners.
3. License. These Terms & Conditions provide you with a personal, revocable, nonexclusive, nontransferable license to use this site conditioned on your continued compliance with these Terms & Condition's. You may use this site solely for your personal use, and you may download a single copy of the materials from this site only for personal, noncommercial use, as long as you agree not to remove any copyright, trademark, or other proprietary notices from the materials downloaded. Except as expressly provided herein, you may not modify, copy, distribute, broadcast, transmit, reproduce, publish, license, transfer, sell, mirror, frame, deep link, or otherwise use any information or material obtained from or through this site without the prior written permission of the material’s owner. As a condition of your use of this site, you warrant to www.the-hilt.com that you will not use this site for any purpose that is unlawful, unauthorized, or inconsistent with these Terms & Conditions, and you agree that this license to use the www.the-hilt.com website will terminate immediately upon your violation of this warranty. www.the-hilt.com reserves the right to terminate your access to this site and its content at any time, with or without notice, at our discretion.
4. Disclaimers. While www.the-hilt.com endeavors to provide the most accurate, up-to-date materials available, the information, materials, products, and services available on this site may include inaccuracies, typographical errors, or outdated information. Moreover, www.the-hilt.com may make modifications or changes to the site or the information, materials, products, and services described in this site at any time, for any reason. www.the-hilt.com is not responsible for and need not honor typographical or pricing errors on the site; www.the-hilt.com reserves the right to refuse or cancel orders at any time, including but not limited to orders that contain incorrect prices or product descriptions, orders in which www.the-hilt.com believes the customer has violated applicable law, and orders that www.the-hilt.com believes are harmful to www.the-hilt.com or its affiliates. www.the-hilt.com also reserves the right to limit the number of items purchased or orders placed through this site. You assume the sole risk of making use or relying on the information, materials, products, and services available on this site. www.the-hilt.com makes no representations about the suitability, completeness, timeliness, reliability, legality in your jurisdiction, or accuracy of the information, materials, products, and services described or contained in this site for any purpose. All information, materials, products, and services are provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, including all implied warranties and conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, and noninfringement. In no event shall www.the-hilt.com be liable for any indirect, punitive, consequential, incidental, or special damages arising out of or connected with the use of this site or with the delay or inability to use this site, for any information, materials, products, and services obtained through this site, or otherwise arising out of the use of this site, whether such damages are based in contract, tort, strict liability, or otherwise, even if www.the-hilt.com has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Some states and jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitations may not apply to you. Notwithstanding the foregoing, your sole remedy for any liability related to the use of this site shall be limited to the amount you paid in connection with the subject matter in dispute.
5. Returns. While www.the-hilt.com operates a "Refund-or-Replace" return policy, returns must be received within 30 days from shipment. All returns must be in their original condition. www.the-hilt.com reserves the right to reject returned item(s) if the above conditions are not met.
6. Linked Sites. This site contains links to sites owned and maintained by persons or entities other than www.the-hilt.com. www.the-hilt.com does not regularly review materials posted, or products or services offered, on the web sites to which this site is linked. www.the-hilt.com does not necessarily endorse all of the materials, products, and services available on such linked sites, and www.the-hilt.com expressly disclaims responsibility for the contents of any linked site, the accuracy of any information contained in a linked site, and the quality of the products and services offered at any linked site. Any decision to view the contents of any linked site is solely yours and is made at your own risk.
7. Submissions. www.the-hilt.com welcomes your comments about your experiences shopping with us and your suggestions about how to improve this site. Any comments, ideas, suggestions, information, or any other content you contribute to www.the-hilt.com (including the name you submit with any content) will be deemed to include a royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, nonexclusive right and license for www.the-hilt.com to adopt, publish, reproduce, disseminate, transmit, distribute, copy, use, create derivative works from, display worldwide, or act on such content, without additional approval or consideration, in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed for the full term of any rights that may exist in such content, and you waive any claim to the contrary. You represent and warrant that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to the content that you contribute to this site and that use of your content by www.the-hilt.com will not infringe upon or violate the rights of any third party.
8. Indemnity. You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless www.the-hilt.com, its affiliates, and all of its employees, agents, officers, directors, proprietors, partners, representatives, shareholders, servants, attorneys, accountants, predecessors, successors, and assigns from and against any and all claims, proceedings, damages, injuries, liabilities, losses, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees and litigation expenses) relating to or arising from your use of this site or any breach by you of these Terms & Conditions.
9. Local Laws. www.the-hilt.com makes no representation that materials in this site are appropriate or available for use in other locations, and access to them from territories where any of the contents of this site are illegal is prohibited. Further, www.the-hilt.com makes no representation that the products and services available for sale or use on this site are appropriate or available for use in other locations, and use or purchase of such products or services from territories where such purchase or use is illegal is prohibited. If you choose to access or make purchases from this site from other locations, you do so on your own volition and are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws.
10. Entire Agreement. These Terms & Conditions, together with www.the-hilt.com’s other rules and policies posted on the site, which are hereby incorporated as if set forth fully in these Terms & Conditions, constitute the entire agreement between you and www.the-hilt.com with respect to your use of material available through the site, and they supersede all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals between you and www.the-hilt.com with respect to this site. Any rights not expressly granted in these Terms & Conditions are reserved.
11. General. In the event that any provision contained in these Terms & Conditions is held by a court of competent jurisdiction to be contrary to any law, the remaining provisions of these Terms & Conditions will remain in full force and effect. No joint venture, partnership, employment, or agency relationship exists between you and www.the-hilt.com as a result of these Terms & Conditions or your use of this site. The waiver by www.the-hilt.com of one breach or default under these Terms & Conditions shall not constitute the waiver of any subsequent or other breach or default.